May 31, 2012
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So I got the job of writing up a report on what happened at the last Dark and Dirty ride held on the 3de of May, this happened because I got dirty first by falling of my Mtb first (please note I think they planed this as the person’s that was leading us took us [...]
Donderdagaand 19 April 2012 Met my aankoms by die D&V sentrum wag daar twee fietsryers, maar hulle belowe daar is nog twee op pad. Die twee daag toe op maar Ninja Padfietser het sy skoene by die huis vergeet en sien nie kans om met sy plakkies te ry nie. Nou ja, vier is marginaal, [...]
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From: Otto Behrens After the Shakespearian standard was set and then the challenge of writing a song, I felt quite intimidated. But I’m still dreaming about that night… It all started with the “calling of all lovers”, prompting some old d&d folk to get together for a bit of a reunion. Well, I’m not that [...]
3 riders showed up at the moo mall to get their dirt on. It had been raining during the day, but it cleared up and it was a nice and fresh thursday evening far away from sticky living rooms with people glued to their tv sets and computers afraid of rain,fresh air and good dirt. [...]
There I was, the only old hand and no less than five (or was it six?) D&D virgins (ok at least one had done one D&D ride some time ago). Fortunately the Russian showed up just before we left and we had a sweeper with experience. My idea was to go up Cruiser, but with [...]
LoL!!! THANKS MAN!!!! Nice ONE!!!! On 7 March 2012 21:02, Gavin Gilbert wrote: Hey Clint (aka Hardy!), I’m the virgin who is a virgin no longer…… Sorry, this report took longer than anticipated, but here goes. This was the first night ride experience for Byron, Oeloff and myself, we weren’t sure what to expect, especially [...]
So, Oupa, Frequent Flyer, Vlam and Hardy were joined 4 virgins for a night out…. lots of wild fun… it was late into the ride when one of the virgins took a gnarly roll in the grass down roetters route and claimed scribe status…. Some lekker sections long grass singletacks and with a tar bit [...]
Hey all ya dark and dirty folks. Its been many years now of riding in the dark on Thursdays in Centurion… the faces change but the great sense of riding for the group stays the same!!! So wasssup when, Well the first Thursday of every month is always INTRO ride, especially for the first timers.. [...]
Heya all. Nobody fell so I’m doing the ride report After sysmetic shifts in the universe a strange phenomenon happened, all women with mtb’s dissappeared, so it was a band of borthers taking on the darkness (agter elke man se gat) It felt more like the good old days of 2007 as the [...]
Heya Folks, What an amazing ride last week, with 10 riders proving that we are flesh, blood, heart and soul….and are not dissolving disprins lol… and luckily not crispy after all the lightning and bling-bling around It was really great to be out there again, the fresh earthy night air and a bubbly crowd of [...]
It took some convincing to get my son to join me for the 2012 Intro ride. He insisted that it was going to rain and we would be the only people to turn up, but I knew how crazy this D&D crowed is (after all I am one of them) and predicted an outcome of [...]
Hey All ya Funky Monkeys All the best for another dirty year ahead!!!! Oupa Gert is already getting withdrawals and so it is time to get those knobblies rolling on the coolest dirt!!! woohoooo Come join us for a lekker Intro Ride, 25km especially for all you nuubs out there!! And a lot of fun [...]
Things I have forgotten during 18months of no Dark& Dirty rides: 1. How good those bossies smell at night! 2. Where my 2009 Christmas ride outfit is… 3. That Oupa Gert in front means we’re gonna flyyyy! 4. The Christmas song lyrics.. but we made new ones! 5. A lady called Hazel at Spur… that [...]